psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

alwaysbelieveinfutures:

tincanlantern:

The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs

I am 300% done with you guys.

letlipsdowhathandsdo:

Do you ever just start narrating your life? Like it’s a novel? Sometimes when I’m reading a lot I start to narrate my life, and then I catch myself, and I’m like, whoa. Cuz suddenly I’m thinking in wide vocabulary articulate thoughts that I save for writing. It’s weird. I’m weird.

breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you